Why… Mr Baldwin… Did I wake you?

It looks like my Baldwin Vibraslim had a big night last night. And now that he’s 42 years old he just doesn’t seem to bounce back as fast as he used to do.

But perhaps if we wake him gently he can show us just exactly what he’s made of…


Wake Up Sleepy Head!

Wake Up Sleepy Head!

Ohhh! Saucy Mr Baldwin!

Ohhh! Saucy Mr Baldwin!

Is That a Tremolo Bar on your short Rezo-Tube bridge plate or are you just pleased to see me?

Is That a Tremolo Arm on your short Rezo-Tube bridge plate or are you just pleased to see me?

Oh Yeah! That's the way!!!

Oh Yeah! That’s the way!!!

If you would like to see Mr Baldwin in a more intimate up-close-and-personal way – he will be appearing in a truly spectacular live action revue at Ric’s Bar (Brisbane Valley Mall) on Saturday 9th May.

He is promising a lot of full-on “wiggle-stick” action!

He thinks you’ll like it…..

7 Responses to “Why… Mr Baldwin… Did I wake you?”

  1. for it to appear at Ric’s Bar on Saturday the 9th of May, you would have to last at least a month without selling it and buying something different… either that or sell it to someone who will bring it to the show to see you perform.

  2. it’s also interesting to note that most people imbue inanimate objects with feminine personas…

  3. Oh Rob you are so very cruel… and in matters of affairs of the heart too… You cad!

  4. If you just paid attention to how Mr Baldwin and Miss Selmer related to each other you would have no doubt who is the man in that relationship!

  5. I don’t get it. Who would combine blue and white pillows with turquoise sheets?

  6. The bedding choice is a bold individualistic statement.

  7. Patients in a burns ward?

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